Cookies! - Ninja Sex Party

Ninja Brian, I think I figured out where our quest to be the worlds most intense metal band hasn't panned out yet.
It's because people think we're soft!
We have to write a truly satanic jam.
Are you ready to get evil?
Yes, this is perfect!

From the darkest pits of the deepest well
We're Ninja Sex Party and we've come from Hell
You curse as the name passes your lips
With the two horsemen of the rock-pocalypse

Flying on the backs of flaming horses
We'll ride into your town and leave nothing but corpses.
I'll kill your dad and scream obscenities
The streets will flow with the blood of our enemies

Death and destruction are all around
We're motherf_cking evil and we'll never slow down
We are the nightmares you should be afraid of
There is just one thing we love and that's:

Cookies!
Cookies!
Yaaaaay!
Cookies!
Pass the milk, please!
Everybody loves cookies, hooray!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
OH God SAVE ME
I SEE DEMONS

All your nightmares have come to life
The horror survives in the darkness of night
Take a final breath in our realm of hate
And wish for death as we eat this plate of

Cookies!
They're the taste of happy!
Cookies!
Chocolate chips for everyone!
THE DEMONS ARE CONSUMING ME!
Everybody eat some cookies today!

That f_ckin' do anything for ya, Megadeath?

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